Height of...

Laziness
Asking for the lift in morning walk

craziness
Get a xerox of a blank page

Honesty
Pregnant lady taking 2 tickets

De-hydration
Com giving milk powder

Hope
99 year old woman making a recharge for lifetime validity

Foolishness
A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.

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From Ekta

PJ @ just Rs 100

Q: Agar Rs 25 main Paav Bhaaji milthi hai tho.. Rs 100 main kyaa milegaa???
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Ans: Poori Bhaaji :p


(For thos who dont understand Hindi, Paav also means Quarter, Poori is Full)

Cheers,
Vivek

Volume of cylinder

What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
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Pizza!!!

surprized...

(For all those who have forgot the formula for
volume of cylender it is Pi*r(square)*h)


Volume of cylinder = Pi * r * r * h

=> pi*z*z* a

= Pizza

Hence Proved.

Hitesh rocks again

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

Balle Balle!

From Hitesh Gupta

You r alone in a boat in the middle of a vast sea and you hav 2 cigars..but no lighter..how r u goin to smoke a cigar??




Method no.1..dip one of dem in the water..so water's gonna drip 4m it..now..
tip tip barsa paani..pani ne aag lagai.....
ther's anothr way.....think...






Method no.2 ....throw one of 'em in the waer..so the boat will bcom LIGHTER..
now use the LIGHTER !!!





Method no.3 .....throw one cigar in air and catch it,,so..CATCHES WIN MATCHES...
use the Matches!!


........there's yet another method.....

fondle one of the cigar...ye dekhko..dusri cigar JALNE lagi!!!!!!!!!