Height of...

Laziness
Asking for the lift in morning walk

craziness
Get a xerox of a blank page

Honesty
Pregnant lady taking 2 tickets

De-hydration
Com giving milk powder

Hope
99 year old woman making a recharge for lifetime validity

Foolishness
A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.

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From Ekta

PJ @ just Rs 100

Q: Agar Rs 25 main Paav Bhaaji milthi hai tho.. Rs 100 main kyaa milegaa???
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Ans: Poori Bhaaji :p


(For thos who dont understand Hindi, Paav also means Quarter, Poori is Full)

Cheers,
Vivek

Volume of cylinder

What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
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Pizza!!!

surprized...

(For all those who have forgot the formula for
volume of cylender it is Pi*r(square)*h)


Volume of cylinder = Pi * r * r * h

=> pi*z*z* a

= Pizza

Hence Proved.

Hitesh rocks again

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

Balle Balle!

From Hitesh Gupta

You r alone in a boat in the middle of a vast sea and you hav 2 cigars..but no lighter..how r u goin to smoke a cigar??




Method no.1..dip one of dem in the water..so water's gonna drip 4m it..now..
tip tip barsa paani..pani ne aag lagai.....
ther's anothr way.....think...






Method no.2 ....throw one of 'em in the waer..so the boat will bcom LIGHTER..
now use the LIGHTER !!!





Method no.3 .....throw one cigar in air and catch it,,so..CATCHES WIN MATCHES...
use the Matches!!


........there's yet another method.....

fondle one of the cigar...ye dekhko..dusri cigar JALNE lagi!!!!!!!!!

Khuda Hai....

"Yaha bhi Khuda hai.. Waha bhi Khuda hai...
Oh God..!!!

Yaha bhi Khuda hai.... Waha bhi Khuda hai....
Jahaan bhi dekho.. Waha Khuda hai...
Barosa Rakho Gaalib....,
Jahaan Nahi Khuda hai.....
Waha kal Khudai ka kaam Shuru hone Wala hai...!!
Kyu ki BBMP ka Kaam Chaalu hai...!!!" :D


Dedicated to Bangalore Traffic

Cheers,
Vivek

Mist in the bus

During the recent TCoE trip to Kemmangundi, through out the trip, Mist was there in the bus and everywhere they went!!!! Why was it so..????
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No... it was not because of the climate.
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Think
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Coz majority of the people who went for the trip were MISTER's (Mr)
and the team was led by the big Mr Rajesh :p

Cheers,
Vivek

Unknown author

Once upon a time, there was a family. It consisted of a husband and a wife. Both of them wanted to have a daughter. But every time the wife conceived, a son was born. Year after year, the number of sons in the family kept increasing, but a daughter was never born. As the sons started growing up, they too started yearning for a sister to play with.

After many years of trying in vain, the family finally turned to God for help. The husband, wife and all sons began praying to God for a girl to be born in their family.

Can you guess what was the song the brothers sung as a prayer?

Well.. It was the hit song from Mani Ratnam's new movie "Raavan"..

"Behne de, mujhe behne de" !!!!

Mast Opposites

Q: Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
A: Comepalakrishnan.

Q: What is the opposite of Vivekananda Swamy?
A: Vivekananda Didn't See Me.

Q: What is the Opposite of Dominos??
A: Domi doesn't know.

Q: What is the Opposite of Nagapunchmi..??
A: Naga didnt Punch me.

Q: What is the Opposite of Onion?
A: Achar (Pickle) (Onion is Peeyaaj in hindi.. Opp of Pee Aaj is Pee Kal (Pickle) = Achaar)
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Now.. most of the above u might hav already heard... Below are some new releases from our own PJ club :p

Q: What is the Present Tense of Vinitha?
A: Vini Hai ("Vini Tha" is Past tense)

Q: What is the Opposite of Rajeshwari???
A: Rajesh Dont Worry

Q: opposite of Rajat Kumar?
A: Rajat ko Mat Maar

Q: What is the Opposite of Ekta?
A: TaTaTaTaTaTaTaTaTa (Anke Ta)

Q: Opposite of Anil?
A: Many Cured (An ill)

Q: What is the Opposite of Anand Singh
A: Anand Doesn't Sing

Q: Opposite of Karthik?
A: Bike Thin

Q: What is the Opposite of Sanjay?
A: Moon aaye

Q: What is the Opposite of Shahrukh
Ans: Sha 'Jaa' OR Sha Mat Rukh

Q: Opposite of Yellow?
A: Ye Mat Low

Q: what is the Opposite of Urine?
A: U R Out

Q: opposite of Hero? (He Ro)
A: she Laugh OR She Hass

Q: opposite of Rohit?
A: Hass Flop

Q: what is the opposite of Sachin?
A: Sach Out

Q: Opposite of Dubai?
A: Do not Buy

Q: Opposite of Govinda?
A: Come Loose da

Q: Opposite of Dedicate?
A: Mummy Cat (Daddy cat)

Q: What is the opposite of Manchester United?
A: Women Backer Divided

Q: What is the opposite of Kamla?
A: Jyada La
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Now the last one..
What is the Opposite of
Q: What is the Opposite of EMC Square??

Nooooo.. its not 'EM didnt see Square'... Dont always think in the same pathetic way... Grow up... :p
A: Opposite of EMC Square is "Andra Mess" (If u dont know, then go out and check)

Cheers,
Vivek

Baal Vivaah

Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but they Cannot marry...!!!

Why?????

Because under Indian laws, "Baal Vivaah" is illegal.... :D

Finally Santa Arrives

Do sardar Chess khel rahe the....

(Now stop laughing...joke aage hai...)

Santa : Chal yaar bahut hua... ab bas karte hai...

Banta : Thik hai waise bhi tumhara sirf ghoda aur mera hati hi bacha hai...

Boys & Girls - Introduction

A new lady teacher came to teach 7th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with Name and Hobby.
She said, "Let's start with the Boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...

First Boy: "My name is Rajat, and my Hobby is to see Bubble in the Bathtub."
Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting hobby. Well, Ok.”

In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok Rajat.

Yes next."
Second boy: "Myself Rajesh and my hobby is to see Bubble in the Bathtub."
Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of Supporting a friend.
Ok next."

Third boy: "I'm Vikram and my hobby is to see Bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere.
Ok next."
This continues...

And the last boy stands up "I'm Madhupal and my hobby is to see Bubble in the bathtub."

Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown Boys for long… :p

Anyway, now the Girls please."

First Girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."

Second Girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."
Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok

Next. You sweet Girl; Yes you..." The Most beautiful girl of the class:

"Mam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three Times a day."

Ha ha ha… :D

Cheers,
Vivek

ALBIE back again

Kismat Konnection Movie ke set pe Shahid Kapoor, Albie Morkel (SA team ka allrounder) ko Bahot Maartha hai….

Aur Albie hospital mein Admit ho jatha hai.... Ab aap ko ye patha karna hai..... Shahid ne Albie ko kyu Maara??

Socho...??

Socho...??

kyon??

kyon ki.............

Remember the title Song of Kismat Konnection....

"Tuuu hai meri Soniye...

ALBIE wid u night n day.."

Shahid jealous ho jaata hai aur Albie ko maarta hai.... :D

From Vivek Kannambath

CID Reloaded shayari

(Prerequisite : Already fed up with the CID shayaris)

Ae dilruba main janata hoon tu yahi kahi hai....

Ae dilruba main janata hoon tu yahi kahi hai....

wah wah...

Ae dilruba main janata hoon tu yahi kahi hai....

Ae dilruba main janata hoon tu yahi kahi hai....

Popat bana diya popat...

ye CID waala PJ nahi hai

-Ekta Arora

From Vivek Kannambath

Abhiskhek bachchan aur Albie Morkel (SA team ka allrounder) ki bachpan se dosti thi..... gehri Dosti....
Lekin jab bhi Abhishek Bachchan, Albie Morkel se door jata... woh bimaar pad jata..
Doctor bhi kuch nahi kar paate... unhone keh diya tha..."Albie ko dawa ki nahi Abhishek ki zaroorat hai"


aisa kyu???


kyu ki..





John Abraham ne Abhishek ko Dostana main kaha tha..."jaane kyu dil jaanta hai...tu hai toh ALBIE allright...ALBIE allright"

What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?

Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......

Anyways... Here s one more....

Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......

Anyways... Here s one more....

Ques 3 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you....

Anyways... Here s one more....

Ques 4 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????
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A FIRE BRIGADE OBVIOUSLY...........
AND U THOT I WAS TRYING TO CONFUSE YOU................

Scientists playing hide n seek

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rightin front of Einstein...........

Einsteins counting......
97,98,99.....

100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims tht he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton..........

HOW?????????.................



His proof:
Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means i am Newton per meter square......Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter
square = Pascal