Mast Opposites

Q: Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
A: Comepalakrishnan.

Q: What is the opposite of Vivekananda Swamy?
A: Vivekananda Didn't See Me.

Q: What is the Opposite of Dominos??
A: Domi doesn't know.

Q: What is the Opposite of Nagapunchmi..??
A: Naga didnt Punch me.

Q: What is the Opposite of Onion?
A: Achar (Pickle) (Onion is Peeyaaj in hindi.. Opp of Pee Aaj is Pee Kal (Pickle) = Achaar)
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Now.. most of the above u might hav already heard... Below are some new releases from our own PJ club :p

Q: What is the Present Tense of Vinitha?
A: Vini Hai ("Vini Tha" is Past tense)

Q: What is the Opposite of Rajeshwari???
A: Rajesh Dont Worry

Q: opposite of Rajat Kumar?
A: Rajat ko Mat Maar

Q: What is the Opposite of Ekta?
A: TaTaTaTaTaTaTaTaTa (Anke Ta)

Q: Opposite of Anil?
A: Many Cured (An ill)

Q: What is the Opposite of Anand Singh
A: Anand Doesn't Sing

Q: Opposite of Karthik?
A: Bike Thin

Q: What is the Opposite of Sanjay?
A: Moon aaye

Q: What is the Opposite of Shahrukh
Ans: Sha 'Jaa' OR Sha Mat Rukh

Q: Opposite of Yellow?
A: Ye Mat Low

Q: what is the Opposite of Urine?
A: U R Out

Q: opposite of Hero? (He Ro)
A: she Laugh OR She Hass

Q: opposite of Rohit?
A: Hass Flop

Q: what is the opposite of Sachin?
A: Sach Out

Q: Opposite of Dubai?
A: Do not Buy

Q: Opposite of Govinda?
A: Come Loose da

Q: Opposite of Dedicate?
A: Mummy Cat (Daddy cat)

Q: What is the opposite of Manchester United?
A: Women Backer Divided

Q: What is the opposite of Kamla?
A: Jyada La
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Now the last one..
What is the Opposite of
Q: What is the Opposite of EMC Square??

Nooooo.. its not 'EM didnt see Square'... Dont always think in the same pathetic way... Grow up... :p
A: Opposite of EMC Square is "Andra Mess" (If u dont know, then go out and check)

Cheers,
Vivek